ice cream fantastic

hi its Ed again and i am BORED! oh dear oh dear the cookies are done! ALPHONSE! Al:"what is it brother?" THE COOKIES ARE DONE! Al:"ya know i am right here you don't need to yell and why don't you get the cookies? cuz i don't wanna Al:"thats it mister! i am not gettin the cookies! either you get them or no cookies!!" *Al walks away* ...d-don't call your older brother "mister"! sheesh! *Al yells from far away:I can call you whatever i want!* HMPH! he's a meanie! ZOMG it it is TEACHER *Al runs in* Al:"oh no!" Teacher:"you transmuted your mother!?!? and now Ed your arm and leg are automail...and Al! your body is a suit of armer?!!? GAAAAH!" Al:"s-sorry teacher! it was our mom!" y-yeah! u-um don't get so mad!! *teacher loses temper* BAM SMACK POW! er eh w-well bye... Teacher:"and you kids out there reading this,don't EVER transmute your mother!"